Saturday, November 26, 2011

What House are You in?

Posted that on Tumblr then realized the grammar fail. I apologize:

In What House are You?

(Phew, all better now)

So, when people ask me what house I’m in, my answer is, “Griffinclaw”—because I haven’t been sorted on Pottermore and other house quizzes are often inconclusive, and because I’m REALLY indecisive. I mean, I’m a bit of an intellectual elitist, but I’m quite loyal, and at least as brave as Neville. So, when people ask me my house, I say, “Griffinclaw,” and that’s generally accepted (at least begrudgingly). But it occurred to me today: what if my house was, “Slythindor”? That just wouldn’t be acceptable, right? …I’m pretty sure the Ministry of Magic would obliviate my memory and send me to Pigfarts.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Economizing your Matchbook

On Thursday I decorated a mason jar to serve as a candle holder. I really like it and I'd really like to use it, but we're not supposed to light candles in the dorms, and I don't have a lighter.

Now, my birthday was a few weeks ago, so while my parents were visiting we got a cake and covered it with candles and had a little party in my dorm. Since we've got a ton of candles at home, my mom left the birthday candles and the book of matches in my possession, on the off chance I might need either while at college.

Perfect, right? I was just jones-ing for some candle-light, and now I've got matches, so I'm all set, yeah?

Not so much.

In the past week for my expository writing class, I read The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells. Personally, I find the Time Traveller in this story to be an idiot, for many reasons, but specifically for his usage of matches. Upon realizing that they amuse the cute futuristic species and scare the frightful futuristic species, he burns through them faster than a spark on a line of gunpowder. He has no thought for whether he may or may not need them, and wastes them all. When he happens to stumble upon another matchbook, he proceeds to accidentally burn down a forest with them.

Thus I'm perplexed--I mean, I can't just go lighting matches 'cause a little candlelight is pretty. What if I need them for some abstract use somewhere in the future? I've only got eighteen matches. I've got to economize my matchbook.