What House are You in?

Posted that on Tumblr then realized the grammar fail. I apologize:

In What House are You?

(Phew, all better now)

So, when people ask me what house I’m in, my answer is, “Griffinclaw”—because I haven’t been sorted on Pottermore and other house quizzes are often inconclusive, and because I’m REALLY indecisive. I mean, I’m a bit of an intellectual elitist, but I’m quite loyal, and at least as brave as Neville. So, when people ask me my house, I say, “Griffinclaw,” and that’s generally accepted (at least begrudgingly). But it occurred to me today: what if my house was, “Slythindor”? That just wouldn’t be acceptable, right? …I’m pretty sure the Ministry of Magic would obliviate my memory and send me to Pigfarts.